Goddessnt

temarihime-deactivated20211019:

Shikamaru: Lord sixth, I really need to talk to you. It’s urgent.

Kakashi:

incorrectfmaquotes:

Havoc: This is Riza Hawkeye, Colonel Mustang’s sidekick-slash-babysitter-slash-assistant-slash-fuckbuddy.

Riza: I am not his sidekick!

Havoc: That’s your problem with that sentence?

justanothergaypunkteen:

pizzaback:

it’s 2020

this is the most 2020 photo i’ve ever seen

stonevessel:

how can i sleep when theres IMAGES to look at.. weird sounds to listen to….. gay thoughts to think…!

stonevessel:

how can i sleep when theres IMAGES to look at.. weird sounds to listen to….. gay thoughts to think…!

stonevessel:

how can i sleep when theres IMAGES to look at.. weird sounds to listen to….. gay thoughts to think…!

judgejudyofficial:

footie-pajamas:

thecybersmith:

an-average-sized-person:

thecybersmith:

an-average-sized-person:

thecybersmith:

unclefather:

me wearing a dog collar and leash looking up at my manfriend in his trench coat and fedora: let’s go out in public where you can walk me like i’m a dog in front of people who are visibly uncomfortable

IT’S NOT A FL*PPING FEDORA, IT’S A BOWLER HAT!!!!!!!

Keeo goobin’ goober. A fedora is a fedora is a fedora.

Anyway, with regards to the original post, what would actually be wrong with that? There’s no mention of public nudity, nor of treating the human pet in a way that would be considered strange for a dog.

Should people be obliged to modify their behaviour so that the irrationally prejudicial do not experience discomfort?

“Irrationally prejudiced” motherfucker admit you have a petplay fetish. there’s no shame in it on this website.

Okay… just please consider the following scenario.

It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose genitals are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants).

If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home?

H*ck it all, let’s consider a more extreme scenario.  It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven’t accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it’s leash.

My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can’t tell because its genitals -along with its boobies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I’ve even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent.

Even in this scenario, I haven’t infringed upon your liberties.

“Irrationally prejudiced” is precisely what you are.

I beg the fuck pardon

yknow for as infamous as this post is, you’d think there’d be a lot more than 14,000 notes

the-one-under-your-bed:

taskforceterrorist:

lhcpysots-deactivated20190728:

taskforceterrorist:

taskforceterrorist:

me tomorrow

me today

Don’t forgot you are part American

By being human

So you technically hate part of yourself

Maybe you should look for a therapist

im polish

This is the funniest fucking conversation on this site

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

when i’m watching something that i’ve seen before and it gets to a scene that makes me feel excruciating secondhand embarrassment but i’m watching it with other people so i can’t skip it

when i come back and it turns out they paused it because they didn’t want me to miss anything

graynard:

graynard:

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell